OK – I am dying right now. Have you noticed my AdSense ad on the top of the page? I thought it was bad with the dead rat thing – now it’s fishy vaginal odor!

Fishy Vaginal Odor.

Yes, this is JUST the thing I want on the top of my blog. This is the traffic I need. These are the key words that will bring in top-notch searches.

God, help me.