This will be my section on what (this) mom really means when I say what I say to my kids –

“What is TAKING you so LONG?”

Translation – Get your ass down here and let’s go, already.

This is not a real question! This is hypothetical. Like, “how are you?” – nobody really cares how you are.

I don’t want you to stop whatever it is you are doing and explain to me the long list of what you are doing that is taking so damn long. NO.

The point is – start running towards me and head out the door.

Let’s go, slowpoke…